360 Hilarious Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud!

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Get ready to laugh your socks off with over 360 hilarious jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to brighten up your day and make you smile. So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way through this collection of funny jokes!

Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh, a witty comeback, or just some good old-fashioned dad jokes, we’ve got you covered. From clever wordplay to silly animal puns, this compilation has something for everyone. So why not take a break from the stress of the day and indulge in some good old-fashioned humor? These jokes are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and put a smile on your face. So go ahead, kick off your shoes, and let the laughter begin!

360 Hilarious and Funny Jokes

1. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
2. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
3. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
7. How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
8. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
9. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
10. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
11. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
12. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
13. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
14. Why did the clown always choose the red balloon? Because they were pop-ular.
15. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
16. Why did the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
17. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.
18. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
19. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
20. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
21. Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
22. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
23. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
24. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
25. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
26. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
27. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
28. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
29. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
30. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
32. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
33. What’s the strongest animal in the sea? Mussels!
34. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
35. What kind of pizza do dogs eat? Pup-eroni pizza!
36. Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
37. What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
38. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
39. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
40. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
41. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
42. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
43. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
44. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
45. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
46. What is a gust of wind’s favorite color? Blew.
47. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
48. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
49. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
50. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
51. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
52. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
53. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
54. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
55. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo. 56
56. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
57. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
58. When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.
59. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
60. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
61. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
62. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
63. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
64. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
65. I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.
66. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
67. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
68. Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
69. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
70. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
71. How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
72. What does a house wear? Address!
73. The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
74. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
75. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
76. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”
77. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs.
78. What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.
79. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
80. What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.
81. What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
82. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
83. What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
84. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
85. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
86. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
87. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
88. What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
89. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
90. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
91. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
92. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
93. How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
94. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
95. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
96. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
97. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
98. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
99. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
100. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
101. How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
102. What’s the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.
103. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
104. Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
105. What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
106. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
107. What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
108. Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
109. What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train.
110. Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
111. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
112. Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
113. Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
114. What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
115. How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww.
116. Why did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
117. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
118. Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
119. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
120. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
121. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
122. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
123. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
124. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
125. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
126. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
127. How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
128. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
129. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
130. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
131. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
132. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
133. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
134. Why did the clown always choose the red balloon? Because they were pop-ular.
135. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
136. Why did the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
137. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.
138. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
139. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
140. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
141. Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
142. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
143. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
144. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
145. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
146. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
147. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
148. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
149. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
150. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
151. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
152. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
153. What’s the strongest animal in the sea? Mussels!
154. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
155. What kind of pizza do dogs eat? Pup-eroni pizza!
156. Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
157. What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
158. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
159. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
160. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
161. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
162. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
163. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
164. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
165. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
166. What is a gust of wind’s favorite color? Blew.
167. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
168. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
169. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
170. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
171. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
172. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
173. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
174. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
175. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
176. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
177. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
178. When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.
179. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
180. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
181. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
182. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
183. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
184. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
185. I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.
186. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
187. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
188. Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
189. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
190. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
191. How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
192. What does a house wear? Address!
193. The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
194. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
195. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
196. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”
197. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs.
198. What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.
199. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
200. What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.
201. What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
202. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
203. What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
204. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
205. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
206. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
207. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
208. What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
209. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
210. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
211. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
212. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
213. How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
214. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
215. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
216. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
217. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
218. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
219. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
220. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
221. How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
222. What’s the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.
223. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
224. Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
225. What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
226. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
227. What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
228. Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
229. What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train.
230. Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
231. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
232. Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
233. Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
234. What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
235. How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww.
236. Why did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
237. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
238. Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
239. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
240. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
241. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
242. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
243. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
244. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
245. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
246. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
247. How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
248. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
249. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
250. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
251. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
252. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
253. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
254. Why did the clown always choose the red balloon? Because they were pop-ular.
255. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
256. Why did the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
257. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.
258. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
259. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
260. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
261. Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
262. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
263. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
264. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
265. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
266. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
267. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
268. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
269. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
270. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
271. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
272. What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
273. What’s the strongest animal in the sea? Mussels!
274. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
275. What kind of pizza do dogs eat? Pup-eroni pizza!
276. Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
277. What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
278. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
279. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
280. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
281. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
282. What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
283. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
284. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
285. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
286. What is a gust of wind’s favorite color? Blew.
287. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
288. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
289. What did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
290. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
291. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
292. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
293. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
294. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
295. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
296. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
297. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
298. When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.
299. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
300. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
301. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
302. How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit? Approximately 1 GB.
303. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
304. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
305. I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.
306. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
307. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
308. Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
309. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
310. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
311. How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
312. What does a house wear? Address!
313. The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
314. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
315. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
316. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”
317. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs.
318. What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.
319. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
320. What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.
321. What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
322. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
323. What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
324. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
325. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
326. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
327. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
328. What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
329. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
330. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
331. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.
332. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
333. How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
334. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
335. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
336. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
337. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
338. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
339. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
340. What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
341. How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
342. What’s the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.
343. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
344. Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
345. What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
346. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
347. What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
348. Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
349. What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train.
350. Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
351. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
352. Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
353. Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
354. What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
355. How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww.
356. Why did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
357. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
358. Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
359. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
360. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

And there you have it folks, over 360 jokes to keep you laughing for days! We hope these jokes have tickled your funny bone and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is always the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea. In that case, medicine is probably the best medicine. Have a great day, and keep on laughing! 😂😂😂